XXXXX FUDGED REPORT XXXXX MONDAY APRIL 20, 2001 17:01:18 PT XXXXX
BATTLE FOR SOULS SPILLS ONTO T-SHIRTS EVERYWHERE!
The latest campaign by the forces of evil has been been exposed by the stalwart defenders of the faith at Bible.com.
The "not-so-subtle" fornicator t-shirt such as "I'm a Sex Bomb, Ignite Me!" or the "The Man, The Legend" t-shirt from Tomcats are turning people towards pre-martial sex.T-shirts like "Take me drunk, I'm home." encourages fornication and libation at once!
But these shirts are just jokes right?
Ephesians 5:3,4 says, "But fornication, and all uncleanness, or covetousness, let it not be once named among you, as becometh saints; Neither filthiness, nor foolish talking, nor jesting, which are not convenient: but rather giving of thanks."
After doing some research of my own I was shocked at how widespread is Satan's humor. The subversive nature of such concepts as evolution are cleary illustrated by t-shirts like this:
Even worse are t-shirts that mock the power of God like this one:
After all, we know that God would be the perfect Co-pilot. Not only that, but God has those same baskets of endless fish and bread that Jesus had and he wouldn't need to be eaten.
Such is the influence of Satan that it is safer to just get a plain t-shirt from a place like the GAP. Also it is best to avoid dangerous forms of humor. Most knock-knock jokes have been deemed safe. Be wary of limmericks, especially those that rhyme Nantucket.